Who the fuck ripped this fat vape at silent hill I’m trying to find my dead wife
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Just a chick that's 21 but have the looks of a 14 year old 😧
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I groom one of these guys every week and he’s quite possibly the love of my life. We play a game called “brush, brush, kiss” because as long as I say “brushbrushbrushbrushbrush” he’ll stand nicely, but the second he gets impatient or I need a break I say “KISS” and he explodes into a ball of joy and kisses my entire face and anywhere else he can reach. It’s the best part of my week sometimes!
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しぬｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗしぬｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ（ 佐藤チャン さんのツイート ）
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This is so
Unnecessary
how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour
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character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*
me:
character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*
me:
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When you’re happy without a care in the world and then life interrupts your happiness
LMFAOOOO
That death stare gave me chills
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Studio Ghibli: the name of our movie would be “Laputa: Castle in the sky”
People who don’t speak Spanish: OH that’s amazing
People who speak Spanish: *choke on saliva* La QUE?!
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This is so
Unnecessary
how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour
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TIL in the 1900’s tampons were soaked in opium and belladonna to relieve pain and relax the vagina.
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Let’s bring this back
Me in 1906 lying luxuriously on a chaise lounge w my pussy fully lost in the sauce
is this why tampons are considered a luxury item lol
Belladonna also causes potentially terrifying hallucinations and delirium…they really had housewives fucked the hell up back in the day.
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you need to hear this to truly experience it.
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I fucking hate y’all LMFAOOO 😭😭
THIS IS SO UGLY DKGFDJKFFJK
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I was soaked and freezing cold by the time we reached this alpine lake, but something about the sound and tranquility kept me completely unbothered.
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